Our Next Supreme Court Justice Is . . . 

              McConnell is having Supreme Court luck,

              And without enough votes, the Dems are stuck!

              So from his bag of tricks,

              Trump has selected 2 picks,

             Vladimir Putin or Donald Duck!  

                                                    A Fan's Dilemma!

     I'm confused when I watch football this year,

     because of all the new ads that appear.

     First comes Coors Light,

     and next, human rights,

     should I go vote, or just stay home and drink beer?

(General--PG)

     My Neighbor Tom

My neighbor, Tom, is a social misfit.
who's lazy and cheap and quite apathetic.
He takes medication,
for extreme constipation,
but on most days, Tom, still doesn't give a shit!

 (Aging--PG)

       A Man's Lament 

As men grow older, they put to rest,

tales of romantic, bedroom conquests.

Because, now "scoring",

is not about whoring,

but how well did you do on your prostate gland test?

 (Aging--PG)

       Growing Old is a Bitch!

There was an old weight-lifter named Jack,

 who said, "growing old is a bitch, is a fact!"

 "For each morning when I lift,

 all my bones are stiff,

 except one, and I've given up on that!"

(Politics)     

                       

       The New Trump Plan! 

  

Trump's pro-life supporters fear he is cursed,

and as Election Day nears, it will only get worse.

So they've hatched a plan,

to smuggle their man,

into the Vatican--where he can become Pope Donald, the First!

        

           

   (Politics)

         Good Old Joe!

     

Joe Biden seems like a real, decent guy,

who could bring us together, both left and right side.

He's a political whiz,

but the problem is,

I can't vote for Joe-- 'cause he's 100 and 5!

(General)     
                                     
       Online Shopping!

I really like shopping online,
Everything always works fine.
My order gets hacked!
and my bank account sacked!
but my dinner arrives in Shanghai on time.